I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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