About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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