Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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