So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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