he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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