So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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