If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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