have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
He did a backflip because drugs
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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