So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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