stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize