Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
