I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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