oh god the rape fog is back!
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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