the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
