To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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