garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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