Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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