It's like God shit irony all over that family
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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