Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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