Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
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