i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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