i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
