Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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