brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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