I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Randomize
