Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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