you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Your penis caused this!
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
