Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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