Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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