I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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