Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
