Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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