this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
barbara walters just said penis...
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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