We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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