it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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