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Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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