we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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