dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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