whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You can't just leave with hair like that
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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