i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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