doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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