As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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