girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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