I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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