Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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