I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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