it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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