You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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