mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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