She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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